|The bears have finished|
|Leave it Leeeeeee-Annnnne, he's not worth it|
This creature of indeterminate species worked here.
I said: "I'm sorry."
It said: "That's ok, but we..."
"No, the sorry wasn't an apology. It was used in the exclamation sense of I beg your pardon."
It seemed to be called Lee-Anne or something like that from it's badge but there seemed to be too many Es and too many Ns so my brain started to melt.
"We prefer if people use the bins"
"It helps to keep the cost of the food down," it said with enough pride to suggest it was a fait accompli.
"But it doesn't. I just paid more than £10 for some deep fried parallel of hell with allthe nutritional value of a soggy sponge. Why, after that, would I be predisposed to dispose of the disposable?"
"Why do you come back if you don't like it?"