SO I went to my home town for a visit there, just to see the family for a day or so as they deserve me.
Anyway, that's not what I wanted to talk about.
They demanded my name, not together in stereo, but there was definite "we are a couple" attitude about them. Bad cop, bad cop type of thing.
I asked why and they said: "Wouldn't you like to know."
"Well yes," I said. "That's why I asked."
"We have a smart one here," said Bad Cop1.